Alpine SubDreams

I wanted to really try one of these paddles since I laid my eyes on it. I envisioned being able to have slut slapped all over my body.

PG was happy to test it out on me and thought, “Body writing is hot; hitting bodies is hot. What could be hotter than body writing by body hitting? Gotta confess I was a bit sceptical about whether this slapper would work – as far as stencilling the word “SLUT” on, that is. I never doubted it would work as a slapper. Obviously, for maximum contrast, and to avoid “overprinting,” we didn’t want to do a warm-up, or to hit repeatedly. So I wound up and whacked Alpine hard, twice – once on each cheek. You can check out the result in the photo. Several distinct letters, though not the whole word. Clearly, the letter omission was operator error. The inversion was a result of the slapper being made for right-handed folks; I hit hardest with my south paw. I wonder if Ned Flander’s Leftorium would have what I need? Meanwhile, I’ll work on getting the missing letters in by whacking right. It’s a tough job, but….”

As PG said, unfortunately we couldn’t get it to work the way we wanted however it was still fun trying.  The leather paddle is 32 cm in length. The red colour below the leather is actually a sheet of paper but that’s expectable for only $25.18.  After using it multiple times, the paddle is showing. The leather around the S is a bit worn but it’s still holding well.  The leather is of decent quality and you can use either side of the paddle, depending on your results.

The paddle is made by Sportsheets. It’s two pieces of leather that are stitched together with a solid handle that appears to be kept firm with metal.  Due to the two pieces of leather, it makes a nice sound as one piece of leather hits the leather while the other one hits your skin. The Slut Impression Paddle has a bit of a sting to it and can make most bottoms red. Thank you Sextoy.com!

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Before the package even arrived, I quickly realized that this was the first dildo that I had with balls on. I usually stick to ones without but trying new things is always fun and important. When I first got Hank, I was a bit surprised about how small the balls were compared to the shaft. They seemed unproportional. That must of been influenced from my personal experience but I am wondering, does anyone else think that?

The Tantus Hank Dildo is made out of a matte feeling silicone. It has a 6 1/4 ” insertable length which provides a good length for me. It’s not big enough that I need a warm up. I was bent over, doggie-style, the first time I tried it. I was getting fucked with it hard and it felt great in me. Before I knew it, I was orgasming.

I’ve enjoyed using it on myself and the balls come in handy as a handle.  I tried to get PG let me try it on him but he won’t let me however he did help me tested it and always, when it comes to dildos,  he enjoys it when I get off. It can be used in a harness as well but I didn’t have any available play partners to try it out with.

I enjoyed the realistic aspects of the dildo. The veins, uneven texture, indent where the urethra would be. It does pick up lint and hair fairly easily but those can be removed by rinsing it off and drying with a lint free towel.

As always don’t use silicone lube on Hank and to disinfect wipe with a 10% bleach solution, top shelf of a dishwasher (no soap) or boil. The Hank is a win and is a welcomed addition to my toy collection. In the vast selection of realistic dildos, the Hank steps up.

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The Leo by Vixen Creations is a silicone dildo that delivers. The Leo has a slight curve to it, thick head, semi-realistic design and  a suction base at the end. It comes in 4 different colours, including a sparkle silver colour. Once I receive the Leo, my first mission was to test it out in the bathroom. I stuck it to the edge of the tub and squatted over it. The Leo held up with my movements and provided the flexibility needed.  The curve of the dildo allowed it to stimulate my G-spot. Unfortunately my legs gave out before I could orgasms. As well, almost slipping a couple of times made me realize that it may be time to bring it to the bed.  I did try using the Leo on other surface such as wood and plastic but the suction cup came loose after moving around on it.

The Leo is harness compatible. The black looked great with my La Femme Harness and if you are into colour co-ordinating, you can choose from 4 different ones. I liked the fact that the Leo was longer then other dildos that I have. Even with the inches off from the harness, there was plenty of room left over to please me.

I love the flexibility and smoothness of the Leo. Even with the flexibility, the Leo stands strong and in place. The Leo is 7 1/8″ in length and 1 1/2″ in width.  He is made out of quality silicone which is  hypoallergenic and phthalate-free. Easy to clean (as all silicone is) with a 10% bleach solution, dishwasher (top shelf, no soap) or boiling him. If sanitizing him isn’t important, he can be cleaned with soap and water or a toy cleaner.

The Leo makes a great all-around dildo, he’s anal safe but I wouldn’t recommend him for beginners. Just be careful with not using silicone lube and stay with the water-based ones. As with most silicone toys (especially dark ones) it attracts lint but comes off easily. A small price to pay for the benefits of silicone.

Thank you Babeland for sending me the Leo, a classic that belongs in my collection. If you want something a bit smaller, check out the Mistress or other fun sex toys.

Finding restraints that are both secure and sustainable to wear can be a challenge. Police-type metal hand and leg cuffs lock solidly, but can bruise, particularly if the subject struggles or is on their back with their hands behind them. Leather cuffs offer a wide, pressure-dispersing hold, but most attach belt-buckle style and can be undone by a bratty bottom. These leather cuffs offer the best of both worlds: the comfort of wide bands, together with the option to lock them by securing your own padlocks through the metal staples (the cuffs have a series of slots, so that the leather itself functions as a hasp). If you don’t have or want to use padlocks, you can slip the integral leather strips through the staples to secure the cuffs.

For our play, we improvised by locking metal handcuffs and leg cuffs through the staples. It worked, but padlocks and chains would let you lock the padlocks into whichever links of the chains you wanted to control the bottom’s range of motion more precisely. They would also be lower profile and more comfortable for hands-behind-the-back-lying-on-the-back positions. (Pro suggestion: get a set of four or more padlocks that are keyed alike; that way you won’t be fumbling to match locks and keys in an emergency or when playtime’s over.)

For our review, we started with Alpine face down in a classic hog-tie position. Purely in the interests of proper product testing, I had to ensure she had a sincere incentive to struggle, so I applied a violet wand to her. On her butt, this resulted in only giggles. On her inner thighs, it made for determined, if unavailing, escape attempts.

After a good (for me), long session of this, I sat Alpine in a metal-framed tall chair, and locked her wrists by her sides and her ankles to a lower rung. I applied several dozen clothespins to her breasts and thighs, let them sit for some time, then twisted off each one in a way calculated to induce maximum sensation. In between removals, I scratched her up with a fid and ran a wartenberg wheel around her. So with the best submissive intentions, she was still forced to thrash. The cuffs held firm.

These cuffs are a stiffer leather, and are not lined with either a softer inner leather or faux fur, so they did chafe a bit over the course of our play. In fairness, we should note that this was a multi-hour session that involved a lot of struggling and that the chafing wasn’t raw or red, and was far less severe than metal cuffs or hemp rope would have caused. We liked the numerous slots for the staples, which let us size the cuffs precisely for a secure fit that didn’t impede blood circulation. Overall, we give them two thumbs (or whatever appendage) up. “

PG words describes the Kinklab leather wrist cuffs and the Kinklab leather ankle cuffs perfectly. As he mentioned they don’t have the soft lining inside but for under $30 each, they are a great buy for those just getting into BDSM or even for those more experienced. They have adjustable sizes which makes it suitable for people of all wrist and ankle sizes.

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