PG really enjoyed the Harmony Wireless Wonder, “like most males, I’m fascinated by invisible action at a distance. TV remotes, garage door openers, car alarm tweeters, they’re all good. (I’m even geeky enough to have soldered together a home-made radio control for an alarm when I was a teenager.) So it was with more than just erotic interest that I approached testing this remote control vibe.
We started by tying Alpine spread-eagled to the bed. Purely for science of course – we didn’t want thrashing to mar our careful study of the effects. After suitable foreplay with hands and implements, I began activating the unit. It’s got seven separate cycles, including one I loved but Alpine loved to hate: a quick rev up that excites her, then quickly drops away before she can cum – sort of like a series of surf waves that never let you catch a ride.
One downside is that there’s no feedback loop to the remote to tell you which cycle you’re on. However, it was usually pretty easy to tell, both from the sounds Alpine made, and from the sounds the vibe itself made. It’s audible enough, even when inside someone, that you wouldn’t be doing naughty things at the library with it. You could probably get away with it in a night club (and in the kind of clubs Alpine and I frequent, no one would be upset anyway…) The remote’s range is between two and four meters, BTW.
This unit could be used for public or private teasing, or for “skinnering” a pussy to response to other stimulus – activating it as you slap breasts for example. All in all, it’s a toy with lots of potential.”
I did like the wireless bullet however I found it frustrating in some ways. The battery life seemed to be really short. I’ve had to replace them twice since getting it and only a couple of play sessions out of it. I’ve tried to keep track of how long they lasted but got a bit distracted. Another thing that PG mentioned is that it’s difficult to know what setting it’s on and sometimes it doesn’t register when you press the button. This happened when we were right beside each other or a couple of meters apart. It did work sometimes when we were in a separate room or through a door. It’s really difficult to find a good wireless bullet but so far this is the best one I’ve tried out despite the faults however it could be improved.
I did enjoy playing with it and having someone else have the controls (even when it put it on the setting that I didn’t like) It has 7 settings for you to explore. Three are straight vibrations (low, medium, high) and 4 separate patterns ( low to high rev, pulse, faster pulse, and a 3 short with one long pulse). The bullet is made out of ABS plastic and is can not be sanitized, if you want to share you can put it in a condom. The bullet is 3.5” long, diameter of 1 3/8” with a 3” plastic cord. It does take 3 N type batteries in the bullet and one 12V battery in the remote. There is an o-ring which keeps the toy waterproof, I had no issue cleaning the bullet or having any water seep in. You can clean it with soap and water, 10% bleach solution or with toy cleaner. I would advise not to use this for anal play. I would give this toy a 3 out of 5. It could easily be a perfect toy if they could fix the above issues. For the current issues and the price, I think it’s a bit overpriced.
*The above toy was provided free of charge in exchange for the review. It does not influence whether I give a glowing or negative review. My opinions would be the same as if I paid for it myself*
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