Review: Leather Slut Impression Paddle

I wanted to really try one of these paddles since I laid my eyes on it. I envisioned being able to have slut slapped all over my body.

PG was happy to test it out on me and thought, “Body writing is hot; hitting bodies is hot. What could be hotter than body writing by body hitting? Gotta confess I was a bit sceptical about whether this slapper would work – as far as stencilling the word “SLUT” on, that is. I never doubted it would work as a slapper. Obviously, for maximum contrast, and to avoid “overprinting,” we didn’t want to do a warm-up, or to hit repeatedly. So I wound up and whacked Alpine hard, twice – once on each cheek. You can check out the result in the photo. Several distinct letters, though not the whole word. Clearly, the letter omission was operator error. The inversion was a result of the slapper being made for right-handed folks; I hit hardest with my south paw. I wonder if Ned Flander’s Leftorium would have what I need? Meanwhile, I’ll work on getting the missing letters in by whacking right. It’s a tough job, but….”

As PG said, unfortunately we couldn’t get it to work the way we wanted however it was still fun trying.  The leather paddle is 32 cm in length. The red colour below the leather is actually a sheet of paper but that’s expectable for only $25.18.  After using it multiple times, the paddle is showing. The leather around the S is a bit worn but it’s still holding well.  The leather is of decent quality and you can use either side of the paddle, depending on your results.

The paddle is made by Sportsheets. It’s two pieces of leather that are stitched together with a solid handle that appears to be kept firm with metal.  Due to the two pieces of leather, it makes a nice sound as one piece of leather hits the leather while the other one hits your skin. The Slut Impression Paddle has a bit of a sting to it and can make most bottoms red. Thank you Sextoy.com!

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