Review: Dr. Joel Kaplan Nipple Pump System

Suction and nipples goes so well together, it’s hard finding good sex toys that can fill that role.The Nipple Pump is a product that I really enjoyed. I couldn’t help but try this out at a party and in private. PG helped me test it out and had some thoughts about it, “this product really sucks. In a great way. The grease-gun style levered hand pump allowed me to apply a lot more vacuum a lot faster than with a syringe-style pump. And the Y-branched tubing let us do a “two-fer,” pulling both of Alpine’s nips into their respective jars simultaneously rather than having to do one after the other. Which is nice, because symmetry is so important in pervery.

Once you’ve got the desired level of suction on each nip (or other body parts), you can detach the jars from the pump and hoses without breaking theirs seals. At this point, you’ve got lots of options: you can enjoy comparatively vanilla love-making with the jars in place, and one partner savouring the suck on their nipples while the other relishes the bizarrely beautiful visuals. Or you can leave the jars on for a while to sensitize the nipples, then remove them and apply lips, clamps, or Wartenburg wheels to taste. Whatever you opt for, the nipples are in for sensations that can’t be achieved any other way. We were delighted to add this pump to our toy box, and look forward to lots more happy playtimes with it. It’s a great way to “pump your ride.”

The Nipple Pump system is a wonderful product that provided me with a fun sensation to play with. It comes packaged in a clear, plastic container that lightly covers it. I’m not sure if mine got damaged shipping or before it was shipped but there was a small crack on the gauge. I contacted Sextoy.com about the problem, and they were great. It was only a small crack and one that didn’t affect the pump use. They offered to get it replaced for me but since it was just a surface error, I decided that it wasn’t necessary but I appreciate the great customer service that was offered.

I’ve tried to use the Nipple Pump system solo and it’s difficult, you basically need one person pumping and one person holding onto the tubes. However there are ways around it. Each cylinder can be taken off by simply pressing down on the metal and pulling the tube off. The issue comes though, that you can’t suck with just one unless you take one of them off and put it back on but not pushing the cylinder all the way in. This way the air gets blocked and you can pump all you want for one cylinder.

Cleaning is simple, I rubbed my down with a 10% bleech solution, as the material of cylinders is plastic. I tried to get some official information to confirm but I haven’t heard anything back yet.

I love the feeling of pumping, feeling your clit or nipples being pulled in, creating a tight suction around it and having the blood caught in allows for a lot of fun and possibilities. I enjoyed the fact that you can remove the cylinders from the tubing and continue on with your play. It’s time for people without a penis to be able to have fun pumping.

Overall, the Nipple Pump System was a win, 4 star product. Check out other BDSM & Fetish toys at Sextoy.com